Potato

something idiots confuse with a tomato.

yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?

by Laura July 4, 2003

Potato

An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.

Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."

by Kendra Hobbs December 28, 2005

Potato

1.A vegetable
2.An insult

1.Tim: You're a big fat potato
2.Tim: You're a big fat potato

by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

Potato

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

by Aliensarestealingmynuggets July 8, 2017

Potato

Chubby Mexican strip club manager.

Are you round?
Are you Brown?
Then you are a potato ...

by Lololkayla May 15, 2018

Potato

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019

Potato

A long and brown delicious item that cannot be hated in any way. Potatoes can also be a form of human. Most common phrases are "Couch potato" or "Big Potato". Human-Potatoes are usually defined as lazy, sleepy, a food-lover, etc. Although the phrase "Potato" has died down recently, deep in our hearts we have some potato in us.

I want a bake potato for lunch
I am such a couch potato. I stayed up all night watching Netflix on the couch!

by Shakespeare Definitions April 15, 2020