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Mississippi Pot Roast 

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

mississippi pot roast 

when you and your brother spitroast your sister together
Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!

Felching Pot roast 

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!

Yankee pot roast

A maneuver similar to the classic "Dutch Oven", wherein the perpetrator poops rather than farting before sliding the blanket up and over their sleeping bed partner's head while simultaneously slinking off and leaving the victim to "slow cook" with the newly added ingredient.
Upon realizing the classic Dutch Oven wasn't sufficient enough to convey his dissatisfaction with the state of affairs in his relationship, he knew it was time to bring out the "big guns" , so he gave her a "Yankee Pot Roast" while leaving her "dear Jane" letter on the nightstand.

Pot Roasted 

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.
Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

Pot-Roastin 

The act of getting together with your boys to play video games and kiss
"You guys pot-roastin later? I got a new game I'd love to play that goes great with kissing."
Pot-Roastin by H o o p April 9, 2024