patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

postboned

the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed

My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.

by First.Last January 30, 2017

postpwned

to be pwned so badly that you don't notice it until later.

What Casey said about Eric's mom didn't seem hurtful at first, but, when he got home, Eric realized that he had been postpwned.

by GandalftehWhite February 16, 2009

postpwned

the shame and/or sadness one feels after they have been pwned.

person 1: what's his problem?

person 2: oh, don't mind him, he's just postpwned.

by seldom dark April 6, 2009

Postpwned

Anything occurring immediately after any form of pwnge.

Sadly, the monkey bar accident was postpwned

by Captain Legend November 23, 2009

postpwned

To utterly and completely dominate another individual verbally via an online forum post. To destroy someone in text to the point they have no effective come back. To make someone eat their own posted words and leave them with their tail between their legs.

Kyle was being an arrogant jerk on the forums, until Mike responded and postpwned his dumbass. Then he just made some snide arrogant comment and left the thread.

by DH1234 April 7, 2009

postponed show depression

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.

person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"

by Livingngaming March 13, 2020