postcard

(tr. verb) Take a girl on a date. Treat her really nicely. Buy her drinks, dessert, more drinks. Wait for the right moment, then place a roofy in her drink. Take her home. Now rape her. Go on vacation, send her a postcard from your destination. ONLY WRITE: "Wish you were here! I RAPED YOU."

Awww duuuuuuude! I totally need to send some postcards this spring break!!

by NotMyIdea January 14, 2009

Protein Postcard

To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.

As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard

by macdad March 31, 2003

Postcardian

An adjective that describes a near-perfect or serene setting that it is worthy of being placed on a postcard; A picture-perfect view or snapshot.

"You should have came on the camping trip man! Seeing how peaceful the mountains were...it was postcardian."

by DonnyGWills August 20, 2009

postcardology

The study of postcards from around the world.

Postcardology allows people to upload, post and write about postcards they have received from around the world and inspire people to travel the world around us.

by zuker May 5, 2011

postcard from paris

Something thats never as good as the real thing
Something or someone that looks good on paper but you find out its nowhere close to as good as it seemed

Women 1 : so did you go out with that hot guy you met the other night ?

Women 2: yeah but it sucked , he was totally a postcard from paris.

by jadedlilly March 14, 2014

postcard mom

Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.

Ann's mom moved away and now she's a postcard mom and only sends cards on her birthday.

by McEEK January 3, 2016

postcarding

That act of taking ineffective action. Advocating or engaging in activism that appears impactful but lacks substantial or lasting effect, often limited to symbolic gestures or superficial, fruitless efforts. Frequently used to describe actions that provide a sense of participation without creating meaningful change.

You think signing an online petition and marching on Washington again is going to make a difference? Classic postcarding.

by Daisy Doright November 22, 2024