posted+up

1. standing around
2. slangin' at and assigned spot (see slanging)

nigga1: "can u kick it right now?"
nigga2: "naw, can't u see I'm posted+up? maybe later nigga"

by preel08 November 2, 2008

posted

when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.

justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.

by pLaiNLy SW August 6, 2008

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

Getting your shit pushed in

Having your shit pushed in should be obvious - Have you ever had anal receptive sex

If you go to jail, you will probably be "getting your shit pushed in" by Big Bubba on a regular basis.

by Conte' January 23, 2017

shit pushed in

to have been raped in prison

In the pen, that boy had his shit pushed in daily.

by George Gowan March 23, 2005

poshey

Comes from the term masturbation or wank. A poshey is known to man as a wank whilst wearing a condom, This is can also known as a posh wank. It is believed to be used my blokes who are sensitive, dont like cleaning up after themselves, and those who just preferbeing hygenic and safe. Or even those or a different orientation. If you intend to have a wank with a condom on make sure it is of a good quality and correctly applied, reading the instructions is always advised; otherise it may just split.

Having a wank with a condom on = poshey (posh wanker)

by Lavy Taffy January 13, 2007

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010