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Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.
Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.
by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012
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Poshy

The beak, the chicken, aka “the farm animal belonging to big J”

Poshy does what others typically expect, eat pieces of cheese and seeds and flaps her wings when agitated or excited.

Poshy can often be seen with Willybone or playing on junior’s (junifer) phone or even making tik toks

If junior only got over his huge ego then maybe he could still be a good parent to the beak
Poshy is often credited for junior’s songs or lyrics that he himself invents, but it’s mostly to pay tribute to the beak since most of J’s songs are about her or if not then hoshna

Jack poshy would start shakin’ all is taken
It’s some poachijuana in the makin’

Poachys breakfast like scrambled eggs and bacon

Kap spills the drink o she’s still ill drinker

ill thinker

Exploding’ when da Poachy hits da I——-

Poshy is as important to junior b’s entire persona, image and creative direction as it gets tied, likely tied with wheezly

A chicken named Poshy, nuff said
by Wankers rage January 19, 2022
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Poseidons Kiss

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.
Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss
by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019
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Pokeyidiot

A person who wanders aimlessly, while playing Pokemon Go
Did you see that pokeyidiot? He almost walked into that tree!
by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016
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Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.
Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!
by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016
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art poser

Someone who completely lacks any artistic talent or creativity whatsoever. Always talking about themselves and their "work", these people go to great lengths to appear as real artists. Art posers have never had an original thought or idea in their lives but act as though everything they do is groundbreaking and original. They always hang together in little cliques and are highly suspicious of any "outsider"--particularly real artists who might expose them for what they really are. The titles of their "work" are always pretentious and completely meaningless; for example, a grey canvas with a small pink spot in one corner, titled "The Juxtaposition of Random Gratification #109." The lengthy descriptions they give of their "work" consist of rambling pseudointellectual bullshit that took 25 times the amount of time to compose than the actual piece itself; this is to compensate for the fact that the work only took 15 minutes to make, with no artistic ability at all. Art posers are typically so delusional that they don't realize how delusional they are. Art posers always worship Andy Warhol and strive to be just like him. Art posers often stand around in galleries, pretending to find deep meaning in other art posers' work. They frequently use the word "ambiguous" and will spend half an hour offering a pseudointellectual analysis of a grey, or blank canvas. Art posers have been known to mistake light switches in galleries as part of the sculptural exhibit.
Tasha is such an art poser.

This gallery sucks, what a bunch of art posers!
by Muscoffo August 17, 2015
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poser

To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.
Don't be such a Thomas, you only listen to Metal because all of your "friends" do, you big poser!
by MechaniX March 10, 2008
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