Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

Portland Snorkel

Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.

Ed told me he got a Portland Snorkel for Sarah last night in the library. What a whore.

by Lord Reg May 16, 2011

Portland Steamboat

Inserting a candle (steamboat) into the anus and having vaginal sex, hence the "chugging".

Me and Jane did a Portland Steamboat last night, it was awesome.

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by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 2, 2025

Portlandia

The best hipster show ever created. It comes along with many inside jokes that only other Portlandia fans can understand. In which case, if you haven't seen this show, then do not reuse any inside jokes that come along with it to other Portlandia fans; it will only instigate more inside jokes that you may not know of creating extreme confusion.

You know Portlandia when you're always putting a bird on it.
Cacao to any other show that isn't Portlandia.
p.s. so OVER this.

by erm i dun kno December 8, 2012

Portland High School

A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!

Portland High School is the worst school in the whole world!

by another fake ass hoe November 13, 2018

Portland High School

Full of a bunch of pussy’s with mullets who get angry at each other for saying racial slurs, Portland is most known for a large fight and drugs. Do not attend this school if you are gay this school is also known for firing a homosexual teacher for pretending to be a fellow student in the boys bathroom.

“You hear a yeehaw?”
“No I thought I heard A kid white just say the n word”
“Probably Portland High School multitasking”

by Bothofthefatassbaldprincipals September 5, 2021

Portland flavor saver

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.

Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!

by WiscoKid July 22, 2020