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porky pies

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"
by Debs September 27, 2005
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Porky Piggin' it

Sporting a t-shirt with no pants, sans underwear.
I never left the house, spent the day Porky Piggin' it.
by L. Ron Howard September 22, 2009
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porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on
porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt
by randy April 24, 2005
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Porky Surprise

A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.
The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
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Porky Pigging

I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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porky eggs

A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?

Person B: Porky eggs.

Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?

Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.

Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone

Person A: It's not defined here dog.

Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.

Person A: That sucks dog!

Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!

Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013
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Porky-Talkie

A walkie-talkie carried by fat security guards.
Hey look at the fat guy with the walkie-talkie!

I think you'll find that's a porky-talkie. They're especially for fat ugly security guards like Pork Scotch.
by lumpbag June 9, 2009
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