merry poppins 

An overly happy female acquaintence who loves to "pop in" unexpectedly.

Merry Poppins dropped in for some cherry poppin'.

merry poppins by Max Johnson June 11, 2006

Hairy Poppins 

A blowjob while getting your haircut.

The chick down at the hair salon is hot. I wouldn't mind robbin' a hairy poppins from her, even if she had scissors in her hands.

Hairy Poppins by jaburquski July 25, 2010

Mary Poppins

A rather malicious form of homicide where you stuff a closed umbrella down the victim's throat and open it when it's down there. Rather cruel, but you must give credit for the stylish nature.

Mike shoves an umbrella down Paul's Throat

Mike: Thats for not selling me your Reading Railroad Bitch! You just got a Mary Poppins!

Paul: (Says nothing because he just got Mary Poppins-ed"

Mary Poppins by xwasteofdeathx October 9, 2007

merry poppins 

a common phrase to wish someone a joyful sex-experience

-Claire and Thomas sure had some merry poppins last night

-hey, I hope you have a merry poppins with your girlfriend tonight

merry poppins by veiolet da masta February 27, 2011

The Mary Poppins

The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.

Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’

The Mary Poppins by SauerCrouse51 July 1, 2020

mary poppins' luggage 

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

mary poppins' luggage by Retrovertigod December 16, 2007

Mary Poppins

At the completion of a blowjob, the recipient takes a spoonful of sugar to mix in with the "jizz" (ejaculate) in the givers oral cavity (mouth) to help the "medicine" go down; typically done to augment the taste.

Hey Bob, Jamarius has given Caitlin so many Mary Poppins that she has now three cavities.

Mary Poppins by Ross Procick February 14, 2009