An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of
Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest
America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of
2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.