Pooping

The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.

"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"

by TheDude5196 December 16, 2009

Poop

Abbr.
"People Order Our Patties"
The slogan used by diligent Krusty Krab workers.

Don't be a squidward!
Always remember, "POOP!"

by Fo0dNippl3 November 09, 2003

:poop:

:poop: is the new spam going around Facebook, ever since Facebook added new Emoticons.
On Pages Status updates one would post :poop: as many times as they wish. When they comment :poop: it will immediately turn into the emoticon, which looks like poop.

John: :poop:
Mary: :poop:
Joel: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop:
James: Will you noob's stop it!

by Satuim253 January 02, 2013

poopful

The feeling when you have to have a poop

I'm feeling poopful.

by wet! July 16, 2020

The Poops

A type of stomach problem that causes the sufferer to spend hours on the toilet

Jimmy can't come to school today, he has the poops.

by Hx December 26, 2003

poop

big brown SHIT

DUDE THATS A BIG POOP

by poopdroop2000 February 05, 2018

pooping

Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.

Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.

by i am sofa king we todd didd April 17, 2014