pomophobic

dislike of post-modern wankers.

Tristan: "Shut up and get over yourself!"

Dan: "Don't be so pomophobic"

by Greg Nopomo April 20, 2009

Pokophobic

Adjective: Fear of being poked and/or having any type of foreign object inserted into the rectal area.

Most straight prisoners avoid bending over in a crowded shower because they are pokophobic.

by Jed Fearon February 10, 2009

Porphyric Hemophilia

The medical term for vampirism

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

by ITCHYxTR1GGA69 July 22, 2011

Potophobic

Domino's Delivery Drivers that call police on what they consider "stoners" even if it's medicinal smokers with very real illnesses IN A LEGAL STATE

"hello 911? Please send SWAT immediately. I just saw a group of paying customers use their prescription medicine and my Potophobia is acting up like BIG TIME!"

Hi I am Ritch, and I am potophobic!
Hi Ritch!!

by Pi Hole June 28, 2019

Prophobic

The positive pleasure one feels from being a voyeur to an act of lesbianism.

E and S: *kiss*

S: oh sorry if that made you uncomfortable Y

E: yeah we won’t kiss in front of you if it makes you uncomfy

Y: don’t worry I’m Prophobic, carry on

by @sarahbellaweasley March 20, 2023

Ellen Pomphobic

The act of being terrified of Ellen Pompeo.

friend: Do you like Ellen Pompeo?
me: No, I’m Ellen Pomphobic.

by annoyedsquishmallow March 17, 2021

Poophoria

a moment of euphoria when you take a dump while you're simultaneously exhaling a large bong rip

I hit a my bong while I was taking a dump this morning and it was true poophoria

by Gcdym October 26, 2017