Poonmeister Chang

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.

'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

poonsmash

An EPIC act of poonslap in which the poonslapper finds no obstacles or failure in the act of poonslapping.

Wow Mac, that poonslap was more like a poonsmash! You nailed that shit!

by sembms June 15, 2011

poonmate

a synonym for "friend with benefits". more modern and hip sounding.

Hey Ray, who was that your girl you were talking to?

na, that's just my poonmate.

by BigWangDave September 14, 2010

poonfume

To attract members of the opposite sex, some women will finger their poontang and then rub the poonjuice on their neck or other body parts. It is believed that the pheromones in the poonjuice activate some sort of basal caveman instincts in the male's olfactory glands, thus making the woman more attractive or seemingly "irresistable" to the male.

I met some bitch that smelled like tuna but she told me she had on poonfume.

by NakJPaulG April 30, 2008

Poonmastervan

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.

Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!

by JPiscool May 1, 2009

Poocum

The subsequent substance, which often leaks out, after a man creams in a girls anus

Guy 1: Damn bro she got poocum all over my sheets!
Guy 2: Yeah well that's the price you pay for dumpin in her sewer

by Anal Angel April 20, 2014

Poonsmore

Residence where large amounts of poon accumulates and is subsequently crushed. Generally an estate like setting where ass flows like tapwater. Sweet dudes generally are the only residents of a Poonsmore Estate.

Ross and Trevor live at The Poonsmore Estate at Greenlake

by jockeyboy83 May 7, 2010