Voodoo Poonanny is the desription of a woman's sexual organs that once a man is intimiate with he loses all common sense and impulse control.
Hans got fired today because the girl he was dating had Voodoo Poonanny. No matter how bad she treated him he couldn't quit trying to talk to her. Finally after she told him he couldn't have it anymore he called her ranting and raving because and his boss overheard the conversation.
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Get the poontang pie mug.A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.
Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?
Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
racks?
Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
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Get the poontanger mug.1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.
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The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as
"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"
To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.
The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.
The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as
"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"
To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.
The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.
Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.
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