poomshie

The external female genetalia

I was knobbing her poomshie all night. Tasted sweet like butter too.

My my, that bitch is one hot piece of poomshie

Oh poomshie I forgot my gym shorts

Note: this noun is a hybrid anglo-germanic derivative which is best understood wiith a sean conery accent. Failing this it is also easily understood with a hint of the dutch accent.

by Dr Cockels July 18, 2010

Poompa loompa

When you take a shit on a midget.

Willy Wonka: i just pulled a poompa loompa on daryl last night!

Charlie: cool bro

by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015

Daju poophs

/dɑʒu pufs/ (da-joo poofs)
A slang term for "Are you joking?" / "Are you for real?"

Person A: "I just won $100!"
Person B: "Yooo daju poophs!?"

by Nicholas3435 February 6, 2021

poophoria

The sensation of elation after a perfect defecation.

Ahh, what a relief! Truly this is poophoria.

by Raptor007 July 8, 2012

Poophoria

Describes the peaceful, euphoric state that one reaches after taking a blue ribbon poo. Symptoms of poophoria include feeling lightheaded, serene, and generally oblivious to the world around you. Usually wears off in 3-5 minutes.

After taking a massive dump that was totally grenades, Mike had that peaceful poophoric smile on his face.

by skeet skeeter March 22, 2005

Poophoria

The state of bliss one finds themselves inhabiting after the perfect bowel movement.

After the world's most epic dump, a person experiences intense feelings of well-being, elation, happiness, excitement, and joy, otherwise known as Poophoria.

by DeadSeaTrolls January 26, 2014

poonphile

weirdass cismales who fetishize transmales

“Ew look at that poonphile!”

by Bootyjuicelover April 4, 2022