poofball

A game consisting of kicking a round ball around a field, combined with theatrical diving.

David Beckham plays poofball.

by poffball h8r April 21, 2006

Poomaloof

a trendy urban male with an affection for alcohol and partying. Not to be mistaken with an inner city college student. a Poomaloof can often be found in smoke friendly sports bars, eateries with good drink specials and or massage parlors. A Poomaloof will often claim to be quite knowledgeable in various fields of study however one quickly sees through the facade.

While out drinking last night, I ran into a Poomaloof in a bar and quickly found myself in a heated debate, concerning whoopie goldberg and her 'open relationships'.

by ricky fawn January 13, 2011

Poompaloompa

Jimbow Jimbobble made all poompaloompas and Cing Buchacacha made Jimbow Jimbobble. if you didnt know everyone ever is a poompaloompa because one day Cing Buchacacha had the poompaloompa touch and touched the floor and everyone became a poompaloompa

Poompaloompa: do humans exist any more
Cing Buchacacha: nope, only poompaloompas

by Cing Buchacacha December 17, 2021

poopball

Defined as someone who is being very difficult to deal with or someone who is generally difficult to deal with.

Grendy, why are you being such a little poopball? I'll take out the trash in a minute.

by vyoung April 20, 2007

Poomba-ing

Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".

*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.

I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.

I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.

by Cheesy Stu September 9, 2022

Poopball

A sport played with 2 or more teams that just chuck poop at each other. Sometimes the poop is fresh, sometimes is old at a dogpark.

"Hey can we study tonight?"
"Nah man I have a poopball match in the morning"

by Fulldiaper1234 April 25, 2020

poofball

Slang name giving to Soccer (Football), usually by Rugby Players.

Called such because the players roll around the floor at the slightest touch, and hug and kiss each other after a goal.

"Did you see that game of poofball lastnight. Poofter fell over without being touched. Should try a mans game"

by Jimbo McJimsey October 31, 2007