poltergeisting

When someone tries to ghost you, but because you have a lot of mutual friends or share a common hangout, you keep running into them and they act like they don't know you. They become more of a negative presence that won't leave than a ghost.

Ugh, he's here again, but he won't even look at me or say hi. I think he's poltergeisting me.

by juiceboxx May 21, 2016

Poltergiest Hugs

Similar to a normal hug, but more violent and random and loud.

I was trying to go to sleep when my friend randomly jumped onto me squeezing me as tight as possible and thrashing violently screaming "Poltergiest hugs!" repeatedly. The cigarette in her hand burnt a big hole in my pillow. That was so not daft.

by OrigamiDinosaur June 30, 2009

poltergeist

When a television sucks you in

I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

by creatiffany August 4, 2008

poltergeisted

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.

Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.

by Debo68 December 14, 2020

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016

poetergeist

a poet of horror poetry

His poetry was so full of horror that people regarded him as a poetergeist

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Poltergeist

A ghost or other supernatural being supposedly responsible for physical disturbances such as making loud noises and throwing objects about.

Mikah: "There's a Poltergeist in our house, Katie."

by Mikea__Robriguess April 30, 2015