Poofesure 

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

Poofesure 

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

Poofesure by AlphaDank November 5, 2019

Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Poolie 

A Poolie (or Poolies in the plural) refers to the leaving of an unfinished alcoholic beverage at a bar or pub. The term is derived from the instance in 2013 when Matt Poole left the first and only unfinished pint of Guinness at Murphy's Pub in Galway.

OK everyone, time to move to the next bar, no Poolies.

Poolie by zwoodson September 13, 2014

Poopie 

A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit

person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.

Poopie by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

poopie nuts 

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

poopie nuts by The one who smiles December 29, 2007

Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010