prison poker

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on

billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"

by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009

Jesus Poker

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.

Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

Catholic Douce Bag

by Anti Saint September 22, 2009

Corn-poker

A harmless word that people may for some reason find offensive, even though it doesn't make any sense.

That gentleman is well spoken for a corn-poker.

by Corn-poker October 23, 2020

pomeranian

A breed of dog who is often fluffy, loves attention, and likes to bark a lot. This type of dog is very loving, but spoiled and expects to be pampered. The dog also assumes it is bigger and stronger than it really is.

Your dog must be Pomeranian because he is really fluffy, wants you to hold him all the time,and always barks at me.

by Girlygal1294 December 20, 2016

Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

poocrastinate

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.

Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.

by silkpouch September 15, 2007