Productivity Addict

A person who is addicted to gadgets, hacks, websites, and tools that could — in theory — make life more productive.

Kevin Rose is such a productivity addict, he owns so many gadgets and reads too many blogs.

by hackaddict December 15, 2008

Productive fart

You know. Sort of like a productive cough, except the other end. 'Nuff said.

I had a bad productive fart this morning.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

Coffee Shop Productivity

The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.

"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating "

"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."

by J-Cat February 28, 2013

productive procrastination

putting off doing something which really needs to be done by doing something else instead which needs to be done.

she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.

by DavidofOrgamianity.org July 29, 2012

productive junkie

Lil Peep the rapper was a junkie but since he did shit he was productive.

"Yoooo how can I be high and do shit?"

"Bro you're a productive junkie"

by floccinaucinihilipilificationn April 27, 2020

productivity bun

A hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: Productivity. The higher the bun the more productive one will be.

Example 1
Coworker 1: Hey I have a questio--
Coworker 2: Not now, I'm in the zone.
Coworker 1 to Coworker 3: (whispers) I should have known, just look at that productivity bun.

Example 2
"Guys can have productivity buns too. My friend Nathaniel has one, and he's a famous DJ."

by The Real Smashley April 17, 2014

Productivity Hangover

A period of time in which you are unable to focus or accomplish tasks following an intensely productive period of time.

I got so much done yesterday that nothing is getting done today…I have a productivity hangover!

by UnoKat February 28, 2023