Pooch

When a person eats a “farty shit” and vomits it up out through their nose.

Last night i pooched so hard that i could barely breathe for 3 hours

by doubleweeweepoop March 18, 2022

Pooch

Used to describe when something isn’t very good, particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

a soft gushey part of the skin

Your elbows, cheeks, BUTT,, stomach,, Boobs,, ear lobe's,, susy,, maybe Eliz sometimes,,,

by Diego March 23, 2003

Pooch

A stupid skank whore slut bag. Top of the whores.

Stephanie Hall is the biggest pooch ever.

by Rage June 8, 2003

Pooch

A stupid, useless person who irritates others.

Stop acting like such a pooch!

by BlondieUT December 28, 2005

Pooch

An ugly looking woman i.e. a dog

My that girl is a pooch!

by Evil-Ernie May 31, 2003

Pooch

When a woman is on her period and she qweefs out a piece of her uterus.

I didn't know I was going to start my period so I had sex, but when he pulled his dick out I pooched.

by Actual Garbage June 29, 2016