Ponce

A British slang word that can be translated into American lingo in several ways.

1. It can be used in the way Americans use the words fag or queer to refer to someone who is:

* A homosexual: "Joe is proud to be a ponce."

* A man who is not homosexual but displays effeminate or overly diva like behaviors: "I wish Joe would stop wearing all that cologne shit. He smells like a bloody ponce."

* As an insult to a man who may not be homosexual and/or effeminate, but is someone you hate: "Joe really pissed me off yesterday with that stunt. If that ponce pulls that shit again today, I'm going to kick his ass."

2. Ponce can be used like the words wuss or pussy to describe someone you feel is weak in some way: "So Joe and I came to blows the other day. He fights like a fucking ponce though so I wasn't hurt in the fight."

Joe is proud of the fact he a ponce.

I wish Joe would stop bathing in cologne. He smells like a bloody ponce.

Joe pissed me off yesterday. If that ponce pulls that shit again, I'm going to kick his ass.

Joe and I got into a fight, but he hits like a total ponce so I wasn't hurt at all.

by Sodakak December 3, 2015

Ponce

A homosexual pimp; Eric Hyde.

Damnit Eric, you are such a gay ass ponce.

by vector December 10, 2004

ponce

a roomate who is a man but acts completely like a woman, therefore becoming a woman

dude your roomate is such a ponce he expected me to open the door for him.

by payaso57 April 18, 2006

Ponce

A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox.

Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were"
Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?"
Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce"

by HEAFFEY December 1, 2009

ponce

A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.

"I dare say, that Richard Dawkins is such a ponce."

by coolbananas June 27, 2008

ponce

v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing

"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."

by MC Skillet August 23, 2006

Ponce

To beat someone up, or attack them.

Dont mess with me, or else ill ponce you.

by Gregory Free August 1, 2012