pogmohon

Irish colloquial slang for "kiss my ass".

*person is being annoying*
*person says "Pogmohon"*
*annoying person turns red and runs away*

by Bianca Saldanha May 2, 2005

Pomphoer

A dutch word for a female that has the looks and ignorance of a typical skank. Literal translation would be 'pumpwhore'. Typical features include: big breasts, blonde hair fitting a pornstar and a way of speaking that makes you wanna kill yourself.

"Holy Smokes, see that girl right over there?" "Yeah, I spoke to her and she sounded even dumber than she looked. Another clear case of pomphoer"

by Kraeven da Hunter October 22, 2016

Poohorn

To insert something poo-related into a conversation which is otherwise non-fecal

Me and Jeremy were just discussing the Gaza Strip when Jemima showed up and said, "I shit myself on a plane flying over the Gaza Strip a few years ago. "Wow", said Jeremy. "You really poohorned that in there".

by poohorn April 21, 2017

pogoho

a woman who plays pogo games with the intention of getting cybered or having phone sex with a member of the opposite sex (usually a stranger)

That woman playing pogo (ie Bev, Sus, Ann, etc) is trying to get phone sex or cyber from that stranger in chat.

by Gary N August 10, 2005

pomophobic

dislike of post-modern wankers.

Tristan: "Shut up and get over yourself!"

Dan: "Don't be so pomophobic"

by Greg Nopomo April 20, 2009

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013

Poohole Potter

To find one's own G-spot whilst showering, anal activities with showerhead including 'thumbing' ones self.

Hey, Carl, you're a proper Poohole Potter. How's your ring?

by Carl Potter March 25, 2006