politician

1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.

George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!

by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004

politician

Crook driven by money.

Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.

by Care-line January 14, 2006

politician

People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Politicians

A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life

Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)

by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011

politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.

Just look at any goddamn politician.

by Steve June 19, 2005

politicians

lying asshole

politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich

by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004

politicians

They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.

politicians are nuts!
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by queefs September 25, 2005