Polar Bear Paw

A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.

Damn, you see that nigga wipe up that bitch's drool with his Polar Bear Paw.

by Impeachinator May 2, 2011

Purple Polar Bear

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.

Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.

by Purple balls of fire April 20, 2010

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

polarbearism

A mild form of paranoid schizophrenia. Mostly harmless.

The patient exhibited polarbearism by continuing his delusional rants against the international right-wing cabal of invisible pixies despite a lack of evidence for their existance

by A right-thinking pixie November 29, 2004

polar bear

Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.

I have abandonment issues with my dad, so I tend to be into polar bears.

by Tomahhtoe May 4, 2009

polar bear

a BEAR... its an animal.. im surprised after all those definitions noone mentiioned that

omg he got eaten by a polar bear in canada

by alex14 July 5, 2006

Polar Bear Club

Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub

When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.

Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen

Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?

by v-master1988 June 13, 2010