Skip to main content

Jesus Poker

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.
Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

Catholic Douce Bag
by Anti Saint September 22, 2009
mugGet the Jesus Poker mug.

Pokey Stabby

A long pointy stick made of metal or wood, used to stir or scrape a fatty bowl.
Dude I'm out of grass, but if you hand me that there pokey stabby I might be able to scrape us up a gnarly resin bowl.
by yippykiayaymotherfucker August 25, 2011
mugGet the Pokey Stabby mug.

Corn-poker

A harmless word that people may for some reason find offensive, even though it doesn't make any sense.
That gentleman is well spoken for a corn-poker.
by Corn-poker October 23, 2020
mugGet the Corn-poker mug.

Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009
mugGet the Pokeritis mug.

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
by swordy January 17, 2013
mugGet the Chokey pokey bum wank mug.

Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.
Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.
by silkpouch September 15, 2007
mugGet the Cunt poker mug.

pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.
Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.
by 'rynside July 26, 2008
mugGet the pokey shloops mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email