poker

Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.

Poker on ESPN? Just because you can break a sweat doing it does not make it a sport.

by Hullabuloo August 28, 2005

poker

Any slender object used when rolling a joint, to "poke" the weed in.

"Can I use your earring as a poker?"

by Eva February 27, 2005

poker slang

The vast terminology used to describe the play, quality of players, technical aspects, probability, and psychology of the game of poker.

A poker slang word. Sandbag: Also "slow play", to play a very strong hand in a passive manner so as to induce your opponent or opponents into betting, with the intent of raising. The essence of the sandbag is the "check raise", to check, giving the appearance of weakness, thereby luring your opponent to bet, and then raise, or "go over the top".

"Dude, I sand bagged this donkey, when I spiked trip kings on the turn. I check raised him all in, and he got felted."

by The Crocodile99 March 10, 2014

POO POKER

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.

I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?

by kam75xx June 8, 2018

Gay Poker

A 7 card stud game where all Queens are wild. Jacks and Kings with Moustaches dealt face down are also wild (moustaches in the hole). Straights don't count, so for example no straight flush hands, it would only be a flush.

David is definitely ripe to come out of the closet. He get very excited every time one of the guys deals a hand of Gay Poker. He takes off his shirt and talks about how much he loves playing stud games with wild queen and no straighs.

by Reiso February 2, 2017

poker

A sharp object you carry on you for protection. Anything from a knife to a pen or icepick Anything that'll inflict harm onto someone trying to rob you.

Yo son, I'm going to the store with the poker just in case

by Vin Grizzle January 10, 2006

poker habit

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013