Pistiando

what mexicans, chicanos, latinos, vatos, eses, call "drinking" usually beer but can also be applied to hard liquor like tequila or mixed drinks like a chelada or a margarita, but usually just beer.

calo slang for drinking

quieres Ir a pistiar holmes?" "simon ese ive been pistiando all day

by Spider Bambony June 20, 2011

Pistol Sniffer

A woman who only dates cops. A cop groupie.

What is the deal with Marsha? Her last five boyfriends have all been cops . . . she is a real pistol sniffer.

by 1st time poster July 27, 2012

Pistanthrophobia

Pistanthrophobia: fear of getting hurt by someone in a romantic relationship, or of one ending poorly. This leads to the fear of trusting others

Marco took medication to help his Pistanthrophobia

by TheFrenchDuck February 8, 2021

Pistol-Wii-pped

(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.

Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally Pistol-Wii-pped me."

by Paul Lockyer "Doors" July 27, 2008

Pistol Pedro

It’ll be on drink menus before you can blink. It’s a tequila Red Bull. And be ready to have a good night.

Leon: Dude I still feel sober.
Me: Order another Pistol Pedro, Leon.

*next morning*
Leon: hey, what happened last night?

by Bladés September 8, 2018

personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )

Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations

by dirty-1 July 3, 2011

Baby Juice Pistol

An implement gentlemen use to impregnate unsuspecting ladies.

Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.

by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009