four pointer 

Titty fucking. Placing your penis between a woman's breastasis and pumping like crazy until you cum. Jake Kemp says it's worth 4 points.

Becca's jugs are so big, I was easily able to score a four pointer last night.

four pointer by Dan's Beach Towel December 19, 2013

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

laser pointer by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

Laser Pointer by The guy from the place March 8, 2008

laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

laser pointer by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.

"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."

null pointer exception by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006

null pointer 

Pointless, a useless point. Similar in function to "moot point."

The colors for their wedding is a null pointer now that they've broken up.

null pointer by thewilled November 18, 2010

three pointer 

Noun
1. Name given to a classification of shots made in the game of basketball. A three pointer is accomplished when the player with the ball successfully makes his shot behind the three-point line. Worth three points due to great distance that shot was made from.
2. Last hope for white guys in the NBA.

Failure to make the three pointer commonly results in an airball and much mockery.

Note: Three pointers are often shot from “downtown.”

Larry: Hey bitches, watch as I make this three pointer with my eyes closed.
*swish*
Larry: Kobe!

three pointer by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006