pussy chettin' 

basically when a guy tries to bullshit a girl with fake achievements to get himself laid

Pussy chettin' can be used in a convo like this

Chad: "Yo remember when Kenny was pussy chettin the other night at that party?"
Brad: "Yeah bro he was chettin all that pussy shit, fuuuck!"
Chad: "Little pussy chetter he is"

pussy chettin' by Charlie Graf February 5, 2020

Haunted pussy 

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019

Pussy Poet 

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

Pussy Poet by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

Kissy Pussy 

Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.

Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.

Kissy Pussy by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

itchy pussy 

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.

That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.

itchy pussy by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016

Dinner Bell pussy 

A vagina so stretched out that sex is akin to ringing a dinner bell is called dinner bell pussy.

The guys wondered if Susie had a dinner bell pussy after dating the basketball team.

Dinner Bell pussy by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

they/them pussy

The deadliest pussy of they/them all

1. UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED?
2. they/them pussy

they/them pussy by LuCola July 9, 2022