A bad photo with no redeeming features.
Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.
Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.
"Wow, I can't believe that plonk got so many upvotes on r/analog."
"Yeah, they really plonked that one."
"Yeah, they really plonked that one."
by skilletzzz November 20, 2018
an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."
You plonk.
by bread infection November 25, 2009
by Kit N May 07, 2017
A musical style that allows the listener to predict the entire track within 8 bars or less, usually favored by lesser talented drum and bass producers (who are in fact not making drum and bass!)
Bar 1-7: Atmospheric Pad
Bar 7-8: Volume automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 9-15: Repeat Atmospheric Pad
Bar 16: Repeat automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 17: Cut and Paste (flat) 2 step kick/snare beat pattern
Also included: Casio sounding Plinky Plonk synth presets, misplaced high reaching vocal/lyric, distorted bass stabs, trumpet samples.
Bar 7-8: Volume automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 9-15: Repeat Atmospheric Pad
Bar 16: Repeat automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 17: Cut and Paste (flat) 2 step kick/snare beat pattern
Also included: Casio sounding Plinky Plonk synth presets, misplaced high reaching vocal/lyric, distorted bass stabs, trumpet samples.
by Earshot May 14, 2010
The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent
Only known element to radiate from a person
Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped
People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Only known element to radiate from a person
Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped
People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish
Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!
Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!
Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
by Sussyamogusbaka6969 December 03, 2021
by Plinkdorito December 08, 2020
Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.
Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.
Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!
by gandalforever2008 June 04, 2013