pleasure cannon

A mans penis, called this because it allows a woman endless fun as well as your left/right hand. Also because it fires projectile loads, targets can be mouths, pic of your mates hot maw etc! fun fun fun for everyone!

Claire "My favourite ride is the pleasure cannon"
"He shot me with his pleasure cannon"
"My cannon is aimed at your mouth, prepare to receive!"

by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006

Pleasure quake

The shiver that wiggles up your spine when you have a glorious bladder evacuation.

I had a pleasure quake when i took a piss after holding it in for 2 hours.

by Ryan Chvrlik June 14, 2014

pleasure pit

another name for vagina

i was in her pleasure pit all night

by pussy bee November 5, 2019

King's Pleasure

King's Pleasure is when you're taking a dump, getting head, smoking a blunt, and drinking a beer all at the same time.

Yo I was mad trashed at this party right, and this girl was feeling my style, so I was talking to her and somehow I convinced her to give me a King's Pleasure, and bro, it was amazing.

by Kyle Goyette May 14, 2008

pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Pleasure Ditch

Vagina.

I hear that girl's pleasure ditch is like velvety heaven!

by .SnakePlisken. May 23, 2011

Pleasure Leisure Companion

It'one of a kind. Better than friends with benefits, while not being in a commited relationship.

- How long have you been together?

- Together wtf?
- I though he is your bf.

- Ah no. He is my Pleasure Leisure Companion.

by darisha_231 March 20, 2021