platonovac

its such a retarded and akward complex that when someone walks by and sees it happening.. they just stare expressionless for 30 seconds and then keep walking, because it is so incorrect and obscene its not even that incorrect and obscene but their brains just cant process it. its also so sad and emotionally akward that even i dont want to explain it... not sad in the "pathetic" way i mean said like when your pet dies... its just sad.

she wants to say something to break the platonovac enviroment and to break the wall of casual conversations but everytime he walks in the door it becomes clouded and impossible... he doesnt notice any signs of interest.

she misses the way she used to kiss and hold him.

by blackblackblack1713 January 13, 2011

platonigamy

When a group of friends are platonically in love with each other; platonic polygamy

Platonigamy is a great practice, all yojrfriends can be included

by Sparklegaytocorn February 1, 2017

platonomony

When two asexual and/or aromantic people marry each other. There is no expectation of sex or romance, just a pure partnership. Commonly for the purpose of adopting children, or for financial security and benefits.

Yo I don’t wanna have sex or a romantic marriage but I want the benefits. Let’s get bound by the acts of holy platonomony.

by im_a_d!ck March 21, 2018

Platonia

A term for a non-sexual, non-romantic relationship between two individuals. In other words, a plain Jane run-of-the-mill friendship.

Tim: "I have no idea how you've stayed in platonia with your roommate for so long, she's gorgeous!"

Jim: "years of discipline man, years of discipline. Also, she puts the toilet paper on the roller loose-end-in. That's just wrong."

by HakaiMCA April 26, 2020

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.

Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!

by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023

Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025