platt shit

To have great confidence in our belief that something you believe may happen will indeed actually happen

Barry: So Steve said he’s well up for a large one tonight.

Vince: I’ll platt shit if that cunt makes it makes it past 8

by Eddy yeah? May 22, 2018

Pluto Server

A server full of brain dead com members with little to no knowledge about anything. The entire server combined has an IQ of 40.

That Pluto Server is full of retards.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Blue Plate Special

Out-of-state drivers pulled over by the police. Frequently used by Buckeyes (people from Ohio) to describe people from Michigan. Ohio license plates have been on a white background for years, Michigan license plates have been white lettering on blue since 1979 (the fancy license plates are relatively new). Other possible combinations include New Jersey or Delaware in Pennsylvania or New York, I'm sure there are others.

Some states have more restrictive traffic laws than their neighbors, and the police seem to enjoy it.

Typical holiday weekends there will be Blue Plate Specials all along Route 2.

by Old_Radio_Collector May 28, 2007

blue plate special

when your sexual partner squats over you and shits on your chest while you sleep, usually out of frustration.

Realizing she was not about to have sex, Sally rolled over a drunken Stash and proceeded to give him the blue plate special.

by mark pat January 20, 2005

Plate Spinning

The act of simultaneously masturbating three or more Chinese men.

Foreign Exchange Student 1: "Mate I can't remember anything after I ate those funny tasting prawn crackers at the welcome party last night..."

Foreign Exchange Student 2: "Dude, I just saw a video of you on the internet plate spinning..."

by PurpleSgtPepper September 2, 2011

Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb

Dude, you should quit driving by my house in that blue car and parking it at the bakie shop!

Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb. It's all red and say's omni... * * *saves on it. It your trying to be incogneeto your doing a horrible job of it. e.g. Stop calling me a liar too. You dont see me driving by your place like a nause with a cause. Boom shacka, ya loud mouth chicken shit!

by UneedAQuarter2makethatcall? May 17, 2010

Blue Plate Special

New Jersey replaced their old, blue license plates in 1993, but some were given the option to keep them. These drivers, called Blue Plate Specials, are characterized by their white hair, incompetent, shockingly slow driving, most often in a Dodge Aries with a vinyl top.

Fuck, I'm stuck behind another blue plate special.

by Shit Cock October 22, 2012