plare

A plare is a person who wishes to be either a playa or player, but doesn't quite make it. Plares are wanna-be's, and should be treated as such.

Person A: Sup Playa

Person B: Man he is such a plare.
Person C: And How!

by Sprugel May 5, 2007

Plangent

A tangent that you plan ahead of time in case conversation becomes odd.

"Jake started talking about his ex-girlfriend so I said, 'hey, have you heard about that new movie called ex-girlfriend?' Yeah, it was an awesome plangent."

by Aaron L. M. Goodwin September 3, 2005

pargent

Someone who is pargent shows signs of stupidity and is said to show signs of pargence. They are partially intelligent in some aspects, but completely cooked and mentally deprived when it comes to other aspects.

That guy is such a dumb idiot.. but why did he get such good marks on his finals? Oh he is just pargent.

by Lars Olson March 18, 2008

planger

When your mum comes home an there's shit (not fescies, but anything ranging from tpilet paper to a paint brush) ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.

"What the fuck is this planger Gary? Clean this shit up or I'll slap your nuts"

by Matthew dooo wanking plad sniffer August 30, 2006

Plange

Not the best English teacher you could imagine. Can speak neither proper English nor the language of the country he's lived in for a quarter of a century.
He also has trouble with keeping order, isn't good at teaching at all and gets his student to make his lessons.

jk mr. Plange you're the best <3

Are you?

I'm not so sure anymore.

Maybe ig?

Or just not.

Yeah no just not.

Not the best teacher, definitely not.

Guy 1: Plange
Guy 2: lmao

by 13JR May 11, 2022

Black Plauge

When a female (of non-African origin) is avidly attracted to males of the black persuasion.

Ugh, Amanda has caught the Black Plauge! Hopefully it's just a phase....

by PJoH7 July 25, 2012

plarg

an interjection meaning goddamn.

She screamed, "plarg"! When she stubbed her toe.

by GregIAm November 11, 2006