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A fancy way of saying gated community. Most commonly used on Hilton Head Island. Not to be confused with the farms that slaves worked on.
I live in Hilton Head Plantation
by .... March 29, 2005
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porch plantation

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A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
by Drew Christx January 23, 2007
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plantation

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Home or house. Often used with "the" -- as in "The Plantation."
I wish I could be back at the Plantation for Christmas. I miss my g-ma.
by KeystoneSLC February 25, 2005
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Plantation Owner

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Someone who either, with or without intent, bosses other people around. Applicable especially when one does a favour for another and the person doing the favour is governed and 'bossed' around by the person asking for the favour. In essence, a person is treated like a slave or bitch by the 'Plantation owner'. Derived from the days of slavery in the Southern parts of the United States.
As a favour to Jimmy, I intially only agreed to help him sell tickets to his first gig at the local bar. After that, he asked me to stick up posters... then he asked me to hand out flyers... then he asked me for a sales update... then he told me who I should be targeting my sales to... then he asked me to ask others to help him sell tickets... then he asked if I could drive him to his gig... then he asked me to help set up the stage... then he asked me to...at which point, I said to Jimmy 'Hey, Plantation Owner! do I fucking look black to you?'
by JJJJJL August 10, 2006
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plantationesque

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adjective: Descriptor of behaviour that creates the instant vision that you are living on a plantation.
After visiting these local yokels in South Carolina, I do not think I could possibly meet a more plantationesque people.
by The Real Secret Squirrel February 18, 2008
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Plantation Team

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A sports team where the social situations present prior to the civil rights movement still exist. Where the white man sits on his ass, and the black man slaves away in the heat. The Atlanta Braves can be considered a plantation team because all the white hicks sit in the stand, and the black people sell bags of cracker jacks and minute maid frozen lemonade in the atlanta heat.
I'm really fed up the plantation team atmosphere, that is why I support the Yankees.
by Marist_2012 July 9, 2011
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plantation wife

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a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.
Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.
by Conbox September 7, 2011
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