pitch a tent

to withold marijuana (in joint, blunt, or smoking device form) that is circulating a group of people, for an extended period of time.

"hey marcus, what're you doing, pitching a tent over there? pass the L!"

by badash98 October 26, 2004

pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007

pitched tent

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

pitch tent

The act of raising a tent or blanket or shelter with ones boner.

We forgot tent poles, Trevor can just pitch tent tonight.

by Fifty1Mustang February 18, 2018

Pitching Tent

Hawaiian slang for getting an erection to where you can see it lift up your pants like a tent.
-boner

Hawaiian slang -Braddah I went see dis chick da adah night ah? bra I was pitching one 7 inch tent cuz!

African American slang- Ey yo nigga i seen dis hoe at the club da otha day walkin down westside nigga you know dat shit cud i was pitchin tent nigga.

White slang- Dude I was like cruising down town and saw this girl, mannn was I sure pitching tent.

by Lukie-D June 25, 2008

pitch a trouser tent

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.

When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!

by weave July 12, 2003

pitched tent cop

a dick hard cop, that gets off one harrassing/arresting ppl

str8edge: " i got pulled over on for doing 28 in a 25. i was on a bike. he said that a bike must follow the same rules as a car...wudda pitched tent cop!!"

by KEGmurder December 11, 2010