Paraguayan Popsicle

When you piss into a popsicle-shaped mold and leave it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it and feed it to your significant other, or share it.

Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!

by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025

Amy Paraguay Mahajaria

A kid that likes to eat moo moos for a living. He prevents getting shipped by making people his mommos. Now his entire family has accepted him for what he is. Sometimes he likes to tell people that some kid bit him. Beware of an Amy Paraguay Mahajaria because if he emails you he will say that he is your long lost brother from Paraguay looking to ship 3000 gallons of moo moo milk. He gets scared by people nyanyanyaing him, but if you tap his shoulder to tell him something then he will turn around and nay nay you. He really loves pulling sneakys on people.

Bob Ross: Hey how's it going?
Abraham Daddy: I just got an email.
Bob Ross: By who?
Abraham Daddy: I don't know but I think it was Amy Paraguay Mahajaria'd.
Bob Ross: *reveals himself to be Amy Paraguay Mahajaria*

Abraham Daddy: What the-
Amy Paraguay Mahajaria: Haha, I pulled a little sneaky on ya.

by Beta wala November 6, 2018

Portuguese Paraguay

Another name for Brazil

He told me he’s going to Rio de Janeiro. I forgot what country that city is in and he told me it’s in Portuguese Paraguay.

by Tüřð666 April 6, 2025