pinger

poop finger. the occurance of fecal matter on the finger due to the use of off brand toilet paper.

Ahhhhghh Pinger!!! Damn gas station toilet paper...

by rooster reynolds February 22, 2004

pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 3, 2005

Pinger

An imalgimation of piss and fingered.

The act of masturbating a female, using your fingers to penetrate her, whilst she urinates.

"He wasnt exactly sure if he wanted to pinger her, but she wanted it."

"She couldnt wait to hook up with a guy and to spend the rest of the night getting pingered silly."

"There's nothing more absoloutely disgusting then walking in on your little sister in the middle of a pingering session."

by Stonii January 1, 2009

pinger

A male erection. When a boaby gets hard.

I hit a pinger when i saw that girl.

by Tankus McJobby December 28, 2005

Pinger

A small round pill that will allow the user to move for hours on end like a functional retard (dance), sweat like a peado at a playground and chew their face off like a munted cannibal then fall in love with a fur peice of clothing.

Hey damo, let's get munted on pingers.

by Bogartz March 16, 2016

Pinger

Someone guy/girl who only messages you once in a while. Usually when they want something, sex, money, etc.

A: Guess who messaged me...
B: Johnny?
A: yes

B: what a pinger!

by MacDeMarcoooo January 5, 2017

Pinger

What all the lads get in goldfingers

I just got an awfa pinger looking at maria!

by Stauner69 August 23, 2017