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pimpette 

A cross between a con man and a ho...except pimpettes have respect
damn shes such a pimpette
pimpette by Sexxi Heather November 4, 2003

pimpette 

Pimpette: Sono, The most bootyful chick, who gets who, and what she wants
Person: Whos that sono?
Sono: oh some guy
Guy: Sono I LOVE YOU OMGOSH heres my credit card
Sono: yeah yeah thanks
*later that day*
Person: whos that sono?
Sono: oh this guy
Guy 2: SONO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TAKE ALL MY ESCALADE
sono: yeah yeah thanks
pimpette by Sono May 4, 2005

comment pimpette 

A phrase that is soon to take the world of myspace by storm, a comment pimpette is a female member of the myspace community that has an extra-ordinary number of comments on their profile.
OMFG Amanda is such a comment pimpette!

Pipette Job 

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
Pipette Job by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

Pimpetted 

1)a femine touch while still bein fuckin stylin.
2)somethin badass or new and fresh sported by a female.
"I'm gonna pick up all the hott guys in my pimpetted out Celica."
Pimpetted by Matt and Kris July 8, 2003
A unit of volume between 0.8 and 1.5 milliletres.
I'll have my cuppa tea with only a little bit of milk, not a pipette, like you usually make it.
pipette by David Kuling September 22, 2006