A dive bar located in Lakspur, CA.
The greatest bar in Marin County or the country for that matter. Filled with alcoholics in the morning, blue collar stiffs in the afternoon, and young Marinites in the evenings. An oldpiano sitting in the corner hasn't been tuned since Janis Joplin last played it. A great hookup bar.
Tip or GTFO!
- "Hey, do you wanna go to the Silver Peso?"
- "Sure. You know, I'm pretty sure I've hooked up with every girl in that bar at some point."
Peso bear is the Illegal immigrant version of pedo bear. He follows people around in his over crowded f-150 while he blasts his Spanish childrens music and promises ice cream to the unsuspecting children. He is always near you even when you shower
(peso bear) hey kids want some churros and taquitos
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear
Also with the alias Magnus Pieterson, Magnificent Pies is a mysterrious, mythical character that is found in the city of Derby.
Armed with an array of puns, gags and general chucklemunter material. A minimum 7/10 Laugh in the 'Templeman Scale' is for sure.
Loves banter with his favourite Lads.
Maginificent Pies: Ask me if im a tree Person 1: Huh?
Magnificent Pies: ASK ME IF IM A TREE!
Person 1 : Are you a tree?
Magnificent Pies : No.