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Puerto Rican Judo

A form of Judo, typical of the Puerto Rican communities in the five boroughs of New York City as well as large parts of South Florida. This "street" form of martial arts involves totting a knife or gun in the fight without the knowledge of your opponent. Please see example below...
Hector: Imma beat yo ass kung-fu style!!
Ricardo: Chutup you! I do dat Puerto Rican Judo!
Hector: What the fuck is dat sheit?!?
Ricardo: Judo-know if I gada knife, judo-know if I gada gun!
by "Grille Master B" February 9, 2010
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Piertotum Locomotor

One of the most satisfying and epic spells ever spoken in Harry Potter to activate Hogwart’s defense mechanism by calling forth massive stone knights and warriors to defend the castle.
When Professor McGonagall raised her wand high in the air, she spoke with great force “Piertotum Locomotor” and the knights fell like stone angels ready to defend the castle
by Do What You’re Afraid To Do December 11, 2020
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Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010
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Annexation of Puerto Rico

A glorious football play popularized in the movie "Little Giants." Its is pretty much a center sneak. The QB hikes the ball, and pretends to run the play while the center, who actually has the ball, runs toward the end zone. This play won the game for the Little Giants in their final game against the Cowboys. Will go down in fottball history and lore.
Kid 1: "What are we gonna do, we can't beat the Cowboys!"
Kid 2: "We are gonna run the Annexation of Puerto Rico and win the game"
by Mr. Vice President January 3, 2006
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Puerto Rico Tip Off

A back alley circumcision. Alternately a pre-season NCAA basketball tournament.
My family didn't have insurance when I was born so I got a Puerto Rico tip off which became infected.
by Chief McHeath January 20, 2012
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puerto ricneck

Simply defined: a Puerto Rican redneck.
Someone who is of Puerto Rican decent but is engulfed fully in the redneck culture.

Puerto ricnecks typically drive large trucks, wear camouflage when they're not hunting and chew tobacco.

Slight differences are noticeable, they Fly Puerto Rican flags from the back of their truck rather than confederate flags and prefer Mofongo to grits.

Puerto ricnecks can typically be found in the rural areas within Hillsborough, Marion, Polk, and Orange County, FL
Hey did you know Gloria's parents are from San Juan?

Why is she wearing a Camouflage t-shirt with a pink deer on it?

She's a puerto ricneck.
by Cb81352 November 21, 2013
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Puertoblatalian

Someone who is Puerto Rican, Black, and Italian.
Speaker A: I'm Puerto Rican, Black, and Italian.

Speaker B: Ohh you're Puertoblatalian.
by boricuafresh August 23, 2009
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