pickybomb

(Noun): A random, unrelated assortment of pictures sent via text to someone for absolutely no reason, when it is least expected. The selection is made from pictures already on ones phone, which he or she has taken at an earlier point in time.

(Verb): The act of going through your phone, finding the most ridiculous and off-the-wall pictures possible, and then texting them to someone out of nowhere.

Unsuspecting Victim: "What the?! Kristen just sent me a pictures her planking an NYPD cop car, a random baby, Ke$ha, a piglet, a balloon bouquet, a half eaten cupcake, and the empire state building... all in a row"

Friend: "Oooo SNAP! Sounds like you've just been pickybombed!"

by #chigerblood March 9, 2012

Pity Fingering

When a guy comes too quickly during sex and the girl is left unsatisfied, it is common courtesy to offer to finish her off with the hands or mouth. It is also an act of pity if she was very close but the guy beat her to the finish line. Best undertaken without drawing attention to the fact that it is, in fact, out of pity.

Girl: oh yeah! oh my god, it's going to happen, i'm so close, aah aaah aaaaa-
Boy: -orgasms- im really sorry...
Girl: ...oh
Boy: do you want me to finish you off?
Girl:i don't want your pity fingering... -sulk-

by woo&t August 13, 2010

Brofile Picture

A picture of multiple bros that each bro sets as his profile picture.

mark: i look good in this picture
jarrett: me too.
mark: lets make it our brofile picture

by JarrettMark March 19, 2009

pity-fuck

Anytime a person chooses to have sexual intercourse with another person for the sole purpose of getting that person through an awkward or sad moment. Typically there is no actual interest romantically in that person, but the idea of engaging in intercourse is not horrifying and almost a bit sporty. The giver goes through the motions of actual romance without any actual feelings.

Sally felt bad for Jim during his visit after the loss of his girlfriend several weeks earlier, and while nothing she tried that afternoon could snap him out of his sadness, she decided to give him a pity-fuck which would show him that happiness could be found again.

by MarkfromCalif August 6, 2006

Pity-smash

An affectionate low level hook-up often made in commiseration, with no serious emotional involvement on the part of the smasher, but sometimes inadvertently on the part of the smashee. Essentially a modern update of the 80s/90s 'Sympathy Fuck'.

Sue pity-smashed Tom after his break up with Helen, and now he thinks it's serious and won't leave her alone..

by wolfalicia December 8, 2020

picture tricking

Altering a photo with photoshop or some other electronic or manual manipulation.

That picture shows me with my arms around another woman at the Club. I was only standing next to her talking! Whoever took that picture did some picture tricking, and trying to get me in trouble!

by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

by MrJM September 26, 2010