1)The funniest kid at school who always seems to be wearing the same shoes as me....also known as Bob or Phylosophical Phyllis. Has a fascination for soy-cheese, met the Red Hot Chili Peppers in an elevator and is the coolest dude on earth!
2)Anything that is TOTALLY funny and cool!
2)Anything that is TOTALLY funny and cool!
1)Phyllis DiTullip took a dump in the boys' bathroom and kathy passed out on the way to the nurse's office.
2)DUUDE!!! When Daron Malakian wore that BUCK FUSH t-shirt onstage and then let me take it off and lick his belly, it was the most Phyllis DiTulip moment of my whole life.
2)DUUDE!!! When Daron Malakian wore that BUCK FUSH t-shirt onstage and then let me take it off and lick his belly, it was the most Phyllis DiTulip moment of my whole life.
by stray November 22, 2003
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"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.
Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.
"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.
Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.
That PT told my girlfriend that most babies are annoying and that she wants to smack their faces off sometimes. Phyllis-teen then told her that she'd consider getting preggo so her BF would have to marry her...or pay child support.
by StynkStar August 11, 2006
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A woman who was anti-feminist and actively stopped the passage of the ERA. Successfully weakened the huge wave of cancer or feminism.
Bob: Wasn't Phyllis Schlafly a fucking hypocrite? My history teacher said that she was a bitch.
Milo: No she helped stopped feminism from growing.
Bob: Oh shit nvm lol. She's a fucking savior!
Milo: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Bob: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Milo: No she helped stopped feminism from growing.
Bob: Oh shit nvm lol. She's a fucking savior!
Milo: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Bob: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
by Lizard boi July 18, 2018
Get the Phyllis Schlafly mug.She is not that jealous, well, it depends. On the type of girl/woman. Now that i think of it, naw, she is not jealous. She used to be very, very, extremely jealous but had a mysterious afflatus in her dream one night that suggested that in ideal conditions with an ideal partner there would not be any reason to be. She might be naive though. Sex is easy, sex is cheap. Flirt is easy, flirt is cheap. If you don't take care of your partner's needs they might be inclined to accept an offer. And thats that. Would that be the end of a relationship for her? Ask her, how do i know.
Phyllis went out with Ron. When she came back from the bathroom there was a tall, black-haired, pale-skinned, voluptious woman standing next to him, her breast almost touching his arm. They were smiling, laughing, gesticulating, grimacing as if they had known each other for a long time. Plus their voices were really low which annoyed her the most. High-pitched voices reminded her of theatre thus fake, not real, acted. But Ron and the woman were so calm, too calm, Phyllis couldnt bear the sight. She didnt know what to do. She tapped Ron, looked him in the eyes and was shocked to see them all dreamy and high and..happy! Then she looked at the woman. She was smiling, really friendly, she didnt reject Phyllis' eye contact and held out her hand. At that moment Phyllis turned away with tears in her eyes realising both Ron and Phyllis had fallen in love with that woman.
by Krkič May 6, 2019
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