photoshopping

Going shopping and taking photos of yourself in the mirror. Usually done in pairs, common in blog girls and those who use Twitter.

"We went to the mall but didn't find anything, we were photoshopping, we're so blogging these"

by ketch0989 October 5, 2011

Photoslopped

An obvious or tragically bad Photoshop job, so clearly botched it's almost funny.

Brah, that Gram of you and DMX is hella Photoslopped!
Photoslop Frankie loves to make it look like he's the hero of every situation.
Ginny Photoslopped a crusty anus on her ex's new GF!

by Creed Cur May 30, 2021

photoshopping reality

When the press, public relations firms, government officials and political campaigns distort reality, twist the facts, apply filters like those used in PhotoShop to changes images, that is photoshopping reality. Closely associated with spin, perception management, marketing and propaganda.

When Secretary of State Colin Powell showed photographs to the UN proving the existence of chemical warfare plants, he was photoshopping reality. Also, President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by Songpoet February 7, 2008

Photocropped

When someone has posted photos on Facebook or other networking/mobile applications and has edited or cropped it to make themselves look better then they really are. Usually referring to a overweight individual resulting in a photo of just their face taken from what appears to be the ceiling.

Brother "Damn whos this bitch on your facebook, hook me up she's hot!"

Sister: "Who? ew Brenda she's fat and all her pics are photocropped"

Brother: "She dont look fat, and if you dont like her why are you friends on Facebook."

Sister: "Does it matter, look she's always looking up and every pic is like really bright and dark almost like a black an white pic cause she plays with brightness and contrast to hide her horrible acne from eating all those carbs and sugars!

by Pawl Seviyano December 11, 2011

Photoshopgenic

When one is only photogenic after a few major tweaks on photoshop.

That girl is not pretty, she's photoshopgenic!

Can you photoshop that picture of me to make me look good?

by phantea July 18, 2012

photoshoperry

An act of asking someone online to photoshop you to make you look better because you dont know how to photoshop.

Dude did she just commit an act of photoshoperry

by nevva June 5, 2015

photoshopping

In the process of becoming photoshopped.

“Dave is photoshopping an image.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021