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Photocropped

When someone has posted photos on Facebook or other networking/mobile applications and has edited or cropped it to make themselves look better then they really are. Usually referring to a overweight individual resulting in a photo of just their face taken from what appears to be the ceiling.
Brother "Damn whos this bitch on your facebook, hook me up she's hot!"

Sister: "Who? ew Brenda she's fat and all her pics are photocropped"

Brother: "She dont look fat, and if you dont like her why are you friends on Facebook."

Sister: "Does it matter, look she's always looking up and every pic is like really bright and dark almost like a black an white pic cause she plays with brightness and contrast to hide her horrible acne from eating all those carbs and sugars!
Photocropped by Pawl Seviyano December 11, 2011
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photoshopped

When a photo has been digitally edited using photoshop. This normally involves celebrity porn or kittens.
That's not Britney Spears, that's been Photoshopped!
photoshopped by Teaboy April 10, 2004

photoshopped

1: Used to describe something that is fake. Can be a person, thing or act.

2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
1:
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.

Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.

Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.

2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
photoshopped by PohTayToez February 25, 2008

Photoshopped

A word describing an image, often but not always a photograph, that has been edited in some way. This usually means more than just the usual removing of red-eye for instance, and more likely refers to a picture that has been be given a look that is unrealistic, (i.e. something that didn't happen). It is a reference to the popular image editing package photoshop, although an image doesn't need to be edited specifically in photoshop for the word to apply to the process.
Yubo: "dude check out this picture of someone poking a lion in the eye with a tennis racket"

Dennis:"don't tell me you honestly believe that happened, its blatantly photoshopped."
Photoshopped by ovo October 22, 2008

photoshopped

1. A technique of changing around a picture with colors, brushes, layers, etc.

2. When kids (emo or just from myspace) think that coloring a picture in paint is photoshop. They may leave a picture comment saying "Are your eyes photoshopped?!" because they are jealous that your eyes are really that pretty. But what they don't realize is that not every person owns and paid for Adobe Photoshop and couldn't possibly do that.
1. I just photoshopped my drawing, and I am about to upload it to DeviantART.

2. OMG did you see that she had no pimples!? She totally photoshopped that!!!1
photoshopped by molly thegreat July 25, 2006

Photocrapped 

A poorly Photoshopped image; editing reality poorly, creating a really bad rendering of a fake product or just horrific image manipulation, it's crap.
Did you see the Photocrapped Apple iPhone 10G?
Photocrapped by AnotherCapitalC August 25, 2009

photoshopped

This term is also a verb that descibes when a Video or other digital media is altered
Dude that youtube video was totally photoshopped!
photoshopped by NotDigitalFiz July 3, 2011
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