phone sex

The act of rubbing two phones together.

I threw my phone on my bed and they fell on top of each other. Can you say phone sex?

by Courtney and Jackie January 11, 2008

phone sex

when two people talk on the phone moaning or texting.

i was up all night havin phone sex with dis hot chick!

by Dinosaur2 December 26, 2008

phone sex

the act of using the vibrate function on a cell phone to pleasure ones self.

Amy was having wicked phone sex in calculus the other day.

by man15 May 7, 2004

phone sex

When 2 people who are usually not being honest about what the look like, converse in a sexual manner over the telephone. Most often acted out by over-weight women and really ugly men who say they're "hot" but in fact...are "not".

"Hi baby, I'm 5'5, 125 with long blonde hair and green eyes. I'm laying here on my bed with the phone in one hand and my dildo in the other..would you like to have phone sex?"

by CPK4Life August 14, 2006

phone sex

The act of sexing a man or a woman while being on the phone, describing such acts to your colleagues.

Johnny had sex with Jill at the same time he had phone sex with his grandmother, Girdie.

by C.D January 21, 2006

phone sex

To pleasure oneself anally or vaginally with a telecommunications device.

Mr. Norcross-Jesus christ, why does the phone smell like arse?
Scott- Ben was doing teh phone sex again!

by Spenser P December 28, 2005

phone sex

With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.

T O T A L H E A D F U C K is teh fonezseckz

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004