Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 20, 2016

phlegmish

a word used to refer to when flemish belgians are toxic af

Bob: yo wazap Conradt!
Conradt: you mom gay
Bob: why are you always so goddam phlegmish Conradt?!

by inilossum otineb May 2, 2018

cunt-phlegm

The liquid produced by a womans vagina

She worked her vagina with the vibrator till it was covered in cunt-phlegm

by Masterofthecuntstick July 13, 2012

lil phlegm

Lil Phlegm is a SoundCloud rapper who is part of, and the founder, of the SoundCloud community, SAINT GOOSE. He is mostly popular for his song "Iron Man Skechers".

"Bro, you heard Lil Phlegm's new track?"
"Dude, Lil Phlegm is changin' the game, though"

by pimp my ride but verbose January 2, 2018

Woman in PHLEGM

Similar to Woman in STEM, but PHLEGM stands for Philosophy, History, Latin, English, Greek and Music.
So basically just Woman in STEM but for the humanities.

Got an A* in my English essay, I’m such a Woman in PHLEGM

by Wallowinginthemireofmediocrity April 1, 2022

Phlegm brule'e

Creamy substance with a hard crust
brought up (indeed, hocked up)from deep within the larynx.Usually the morning after a hardcore drinking session.

(cough, hock, snort, hock)
Anyone for Phlegm Brule'e?

by Che Guevara August 13, 2005

Phlegmocrat

Phlegmocrat (flem oh krat) NOUN. An especially lazy or slimy Democrat.

When Feinstein was a city supervisor, she got the mayor's job because he was assassinated.

While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.

Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.

She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.

She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009