Phewsion

Phewsion is a coined pseudonym for one of the greatest amateur quick-scopers alive today

David: holy fucking bat shit, did Phewsion just join the lobby?
John: you bet your sisters greasy cunt he did, be right back I need to change my underwear

by AnonymousPhewsionFan October 5, 2011

Pheww

What you say when that crazy ass B finally stops calling.

Pheww, ana lost my number, FINALLY!

by D1979 July 12, 2017

PHEWSH

An exclamation of relief.

The cop whizzed past to stop the car in front of us and the whole car was like, PHEWSH.

by Violethazard December 7, 2017

Phewn

a hot sexy potential guy who has a smoking addiction but it’s ok cuz he’s hot as fuck

“ Bella he was such a phewn”
“No way really!?! Lucky!! I hope I find a phewn soon:(“

by Bellab2005 December 18, 2021

PHEWMONIA

Ghetto spelling of pneumonia.

I can't pay my bill because I had Phewmonia and couldn't go to work.

by Collecadebt January 1, 2012

phewfda

an expression of releif

phewfda, i didn't miss the bus like i thought i would

by gymnystgirl165438 August 18, 2013

phewberty

Da age-range of forty-plus when male-hormonal/gastronomical changes cause many guys to begin releasing copious amounts of highly-odiferous methane out of their butt-trumpets.

Dat infamous "National Baked Bean Month speech" dude doesn't appear to be much over 35, yet he is already having a major display of phewberty during said monologue.

by QuacksO January 2, 2020