PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

by Zak May 12, 2004

PhD

An acronym for "Permanent Head Damage"

Landlord: How are you these days?
Tenant: I am close to graduation.
Landlord: You are still in school?! Are you a genius?!
Tenant: This PhD program takes a long time and makes me depressed all the time.
Landlord: Well, you are gonna be a suger dad very soon!

by phd candidate September 7, 2006

PhD

A fake doctor. Someone smart, just not smart enough to get into medical school.

He went to school and earned his PhD, (doctor of philosophy).

Snob who does'nt help people, but calls themselves doctor

by MD, (I'm a real doctor) September 16, 2007

PhD

Player hater's degree
Proof that you are an expert at playerhation

Example of a PhD owner:
"Yo bitch, I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!"
"Just because he has a fine ass car doesn't mean he's going to drive that bitch!"

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

PhD

Pappa Has Dough

See that Lexus my biatch drives; she gots her PhD.

by A-Dog July 3, 2003

PhD

Phenomenal Hair Do

God damn! That chick's gotta phenomenal hair do!

by BlackSheep March 14, 2003

PhD

"Post Hole Digger", or the act of digging posts for signs or fences.

Man!, I'm digging post holes for the HighWay Department, because I didn't get my Phd.

by joe July 4, 2004